I NEED COFFEEEEE!!!

Coffee in the morning
Coffee in the evening
Coffee at dinner timer.
Be my little coffee and love me all the time.

Now coffee time
Is any ti-i-i-ime
That you are near
Or just appee-e-ear
So don't you roam
Just be my coffee comb (gotta work on that line)
We'll live in a cafe of love!

A life I'm glad I don't live

This post, while truly hilarious, makes me glad I'm not involved in this in any way.